Lock & Load, girlfriend!

Dear Elle,

Honey… Mommy is short. I know this doesn’t bode well for you genetically and I am sorry for that, however, we are seriously running out of room over here. Mommy’s short torso can hardly keep you contained at this point. I promise you will be much more comfortable and give mommy some breathing room if you would just drop your precious little head down into my pelvis, it’s time. I also know that you are nice and comfy in your little climate controlled incubator but mommy is DYING in this Arizona heat. If you could work on coming out just a little bit early I would be really grateful. Besides, there are a lot of people out here who really can’t wait to meet you. So, yeah… Help a mommy out… move on down and lets get the show on the road! Lock & Load, girlfriend! It’s time!!!

Mommy and Daddy Love you!

2 Comments »

  1. Katie Said:

    Lock and Load is right! Let’s get this show moving!!

  2. Suzie Said:

    This letter cracks me up because I picture you talking to her like this when she comes out and I think it’s so so cute! You are going to be such an awesome mom!!!!! Help Momma out, Miss Elle!!!


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